fluctauationary compasatorizer

A device gay men use to stretch their butthole larger.

Bob put a fluctauationary compasatorizer in johns ass.

by KeviiGoregasm June 21, 2010

Coitus Companions

A more sophisticated and likeable way of saying "fuck buddies". Usually people who are "fuck buddies" aren't really friends. "coitus companions" are when two really close friends fuck on the random occasions that they see each other.

"Yo! Chris and Khia are more like coitus companions instead of fuck buddies."

by The Mad Crazy Hatter June 9, 2013

Cum Compactor

The process when ejaculating in a female's ass. Then she claps her ass cheeks.

Right after anal, she did a cum compactor.

by Sirchupurs July 16, 2016

evening companion

The person you spend time with on a particular evening.

I went to the Carly Rae Johnson concert with my evening companion.

by baked-lit-chick January 16, 2016

phone company

To call someone when you need a friend to come over and keep you company. Good or bad .

Bucky phone company for his party tonight , ya'll going?

by cool brezze September 1, 2016

brain company

when one is receiving fellatio and a second fellator joined, they are said to be keeping each other in 'brain company'

Dude, Tonya was just watching the whole time, until her and Andrea formed The Brain Company

by definitelynotrussell January 17, 2017

oral compass

The means in which someone deceptively talks their way out of getting into any serious trouble for something wrong that they did. It is the inner lying ability that guides them to safety and it is not to be confused with the immoral compass.

Marco: Did you hear about Gabe? Last night at the party, he got caught in a closet with Misty by her boyfriend, Steel.
Paulo: Nightmare! Is he hospitalized? Or in the morgue? Steel is all 'roided out these days.
Marco: Nope. He's fine. He used his oral compass to talk himself to safety. He said they were looking for glowworms.
Paulo: Well, Steel is pretty dumb.

by von groovy June 11, 2017