Chip Hand

When someone has been eating chips/cheetos and gets nasty chip grease all over their hands...then trys to touch your shit

Dude, drop my controller, you have chip hands!

by MaGiiC July 12, 2014

chip the brick

Chip a brick of marijuana to make dat money

all I do is chip the brick to make a living

by Pedglo May 1, 2016

Chiphobia

The fear of other people taking your bag of chips getting taken by your friends.

LaTasha has chiphobia because all of her friends took away her Lays

by ＬＭＡＯＯＯ🍩🍩 August 8, 2016

Chip Chop Riverwalk

Using the thumb to rub the clitoris while using a finger to stimulate the g-spot or the u-spot

Yo, I was giving my girl the chip Chip Chop Riverwalk last night and she squirted all over my bed.

I took home this fine sweet honey from the club a few weeks ago, gave her the Chip Chop Riverwalk, and she's been calling me everyday for some more.

by Rockinsquare007 November 21, 2016

Chip and Dip Theory

So a guy is the chip and a girl is the dip. If a guy dips his chip into a bunch of dips he isn't "ruined" but if a girl puts a lot of chips into her dip, then her dip is ruined.

Guy: I dipped my chip so much
Girl: if I put chips into my dip I'd be a slut
Aka the chip and dip theory

by blah_.blah_.blum_. August 8, 2017

chipatarian

person who only eats chippy chip chips.

bro are you a chipatarian cuz damn u only eat chippy chip chips!

by chipgod November 4, 2017

Chiphead

someone with a micro-chip implant (for monetary exchange, cybernetic or identification purposes (or whatever the reasons for tagging implants ominous or not voluntarily or under duress)

Charlie got an implant at her work so she can use the photo-copier

(Charlie is a bit of a chipheaD huh?)

Mark Ovhebaest requested a id tag from painpall credit so he could pay for his farmasuiticals wearing just the paper jump suit they gave him.

Mark is a total chiphead i don't like him

by dimension-next November 29, 2017