Chedd

A chedd is someone that shoves cheese up their ass, jizzes on it and generally does sexual activities to it.
They tend to enjoy mouldy cheese.

Guy 1: James told me that he is a "chedd"
Guy 2: Yeah, he tried to feed me his jizzcheese
James: Hey guys, I fucked a block of cheese

by Spongey_lad October 28, 2019

chead

Pronounced "ched"

Short for Chuckle head. Someone who is a dullard. Most used in a business setting where intelligent technical folks have to deal with brain dead business folks. The pointy haired boss from Dilbert is the perfect example of chead.

I can't believe what those cheads want to do now.

by Slick-e-boy April 30, 2003

cheedle

any bit of cheese or cheese-type substance that drips from or falls from a food item and either gets on something or your hands and basically just gets in the way.

Dude, i got cheedle all over my fingers.

by Ragnar October 24, 2002

Cheddar

A replacement for the word mate.

Hows it going cheddar

by philio_spesh_4 June 24, 2009

beef a cheddar

to let loose a fart that is real bad

when you eat fast food late at night you wake up and beef a cheddar

by pelon July 29, 2006

chead

A long but thin penis.

His cheed won't fit in his pants because it is too long, so instead he tied it in a bow.

by BRi January 30, 2003

ched

One who appears to be very cheesy, either by appearance or by the chedly things they say.

Ken: Look at that guy in that that ridiculous, pimped up Honda Civic.

Paul: Christ, what a ched!

by kennyd November 13, 2003