poor boying it

a descriptive term for being broke. usually used when people see your lunch consists of tuna from a can and they know you aren't on a diet.

what's up with bob eating tuna today?
he blew all his cash last night on stacey, so he's poor boying it.

by oididit April 9, 2004

monkey boning

Spontaneous, crazy , wild , jungle like sex. Constantly switching up positions , ass spanking, hair pulling , fucking on every surface around you . ie, desks , sinks , tables , parents beds , even your children's beds! Fuck it . doing it like the mammals on the descovery Channel . its when your girls crying and yelling like rabie infested monkeys in your local zoo .

Ex: me and my bitch just had the best monkey boning sex ever . I threw her through the wall and she still got back up . she was crazy man ! She even ate the condom wrapper .

by milfy902 November 19, 2014

furious boning

The act of passionate, energized, and quite frankly furious sex. A lot like Crazy Monkey Sex

Person 1: Are Willie and Susie finally hooking up yet?
Person 2: Yessir. They're not holding back either, engaging in furious boning.
Person 1: Furious boning?
Person 2: Yes, furious boning. Willie is plowing susie like a wheat field, and is showing her what it means to be a woman through extreme eroticism.
Person 1: How about that

Also see Furious Mastrabation

by Denverite00 February 23, 2017

Boring as dog shit!

Something or some place that is extreme boring to one. Or just bored to death about something or some place.

Man, this party is boring as dog shit! This football game is boring as dog shit!

by xmonkey September 23, 2010

boring mother

some person that don't let you do some simple things or criticates all things you do.

wooow, that waitress, she's a boring mother, she don't let me acess my facebook on tablet menu.

by afonsopj November 10, 2012

Boeing 707

The Boeing 707 is an American mid-sized, long-range, narrow-body, four-engine jet airliner built by Boeing Commercial Airplanes from 1958 to 1979. Versions of the aircraft have a capacity from 140 to 219 passengers and a range of 2,500 to 5,750 nautical miles (2,880 to 6,620 mi; 4,630 to 10,650 km).

This Boeing 707 is decommisoned.

by Boeing747 July 1, 2019

playing boingo-boingo in her velvet underground

SEX!

Doin the dirty...

fucking around

being a 14 year olds mothers worst nightmare

Mom: Son, I don't feel that you should go to Sarah's tonight..

Son: Chill, mom, it's not like I'm playing boingo-boingo in her velvet underground!

by HOoooooch February 16, 2009