Skip to main content

beached whale

A rather large person who is "strung out" on PCP and various other narcotics.
Cincinnatti police found a beached whale and decided to club it to death, having no easy access to baby seals.
by Unknown June 11, 2006
mugGet the beached whale mug.

bitched

Can mean many things, including when something is messed up, fucked up, or ugly.

It can also be used in a positive way, such as when something is brilliant, amazing, extraodinary, etc. Works well when describing movies and TV shows.

It's possible to use "bitched" in a negative-positive way, or in a compliment inside a diss. See examples.

Can be interchanged with biznatched, but not biotched, because that sounds retarded.
NEGATIVE EXAMPLE:
Your face is bitched. So was Snakes on a Plane.

POSITIVE EXAMPLE:
Dude -- that car is bitched! So was The Departed.

NEGATIVE-POSITIVE EXAMPLE:
You're mom was bitched in bed last night.
by Josh and Kat December 24, 2008
mugGet the bitched mug.
Related Words

bitched out

When a transvestite gets dressed up like a girl and does her makeup and nails etc.
tranny 1: "Hey, lets get bitched out tonight and go clubbing!"

tranny 2: "Sounds like a plan!"
by Jennifer Girl August 29, 2011
mugGet the bitched out mug.

Bitchedton

A whiney ass bitch + a fag name =a weird, skinny(roughly under 100ibs) undersized muscleless moron.
See that guy walking down that road litlle bobby, that guy is a dumb ass bitchedton, he bitches to me about how i poop on his lawn.
by jellyjugnutts January 15, 2008
mugGet the Bitchedton mug.

biachi

Usually a male- someone extremely hot with a six pack- mostly hot and italian, but always short.
She pulled a biachi today- with that new guy
by butterwhipped November 15, 2010
mugGet the biachi mug.

Confirmed Bachelor

A man who is exceedingly bad with women, and he doesn't really know why. He just doesn't have what it takes He's a confirmed bachelor (perpetually single, never married, no kids).

In the 50's this was a polite way of calling a man gay pre-sexual-revolution. After 2008 in the world of Tinder, some straight men are also now confirmed bachelors.
Hey man, how old are you?

Him: I'm 28.

Do you have any kids?

Him: Nope.

Married?

Him: no

I'm sorry about that, you're a confirmed bachelor.
by RaijuRainBird February 29, 2020
mugGet the Confirmed Bachelor mug.

Bachelorized

Bachelorizd: A guy who has recently been divorced or separated, having to fend for himself without the help of his wife or partner.
Joe uses the microwave to cook everything now that he is bachelorized.

Since Bill is bachelorized and doesn't know how to do laundry, he wears his underwear inside when he runs out.

John had to hire a maid to find the vacuum cleaner after becoming bachelorized.
by Beatlistic October 1, 2009
mugGet the Bachelorized mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email