bench

Past Participle: Benched
Gerund: Benching

1. Masturbating.
2. A form of lifting weights while laying down.

A: "Bro, you bench?"
B: "Hell yeah, dude. I did two sets last night and I was so exhausted."
A: "Same, did two and it was wet everywhere afterwards. Had to clean up."
B: "haha, yeah, happens. Let's go grab lunch, I'm kinda hungry."

by wikiPika October 26, 2020

bench slap

When a judge unleashes a verbal smackdown of someone in a courtroom setting. A bench slap can be directed at anyone in the courtroom for example: an attorney, a plaintiff, a defendant, etc.

Mane, Judge Thompson went off on that defendant. Dude got bench slapped.

by beccabecca October 29, 2020

banchino

White Thug

Dave don’t duck wit him he a banchino

by anonymous November 12, 2020

benchoed

Means your a sister fucker

U little benchoed

by George cloonie October 2, 2020

bench queen

Slang for someone at a range that stands still and dumps rounds because either or both a) they don’t want to dirty the gun, or b) they are too fat or stupid to move, shoot, and communicate.

You spent $2,000 on a new gun eh? Better put it to work or you’ll be a bench queen.

by Schadoe ninja October 8, 2020

Bench Bitch

A short fat guy with short arms and a big arch who brags to girls about his bench instead of going to powerlifting competitions.

Bench Bitch:Hey I bench 350.
Girl:But you're so short and fat ew.
Bench Bitch:Shit

by Necrozma Beam December 31, 2020

Bench

Something that you choose not to do

That assignment the teacher gave us is a bench

by Mans like MJY March 24, 2021