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benchification

The process by which a non-bench object/person is turned into a bench, such as a group of people sitting on someone thus turning it into a bench, the person is then said to have been benchified.

This can sometimes be seen as a mild form of bullying if one person is benchified frequently. However many see it as a sport, or just a pass time activity. Frequent benchifiers will often exchange stories about the best objects to benchify.
Person 1- Why are you all sitting on me?
Person 2- Do you not understand benchification, there wasn't anywhere to sit so we benchified you.
benchification by Ben.Ch January 14, 2011
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Bitchification

A term coined by professor Dr. E. Meyrowitz as a synonym for colonization.

If a group of people become colonized, they become the colonizer's bithches.

An area that has been colonized can also be said to be bitchified.
Bitchification by the English was meant to expand their empire.
Bitchification by krogal April 17, 2009

bitchification

Mike's girlfriend really has him whipped. The bitchification has begun.
bitchification by Shades89 July 20, 2008

Bitchification

The process by which one person becomes another persons Bitch.
I refuse to stoop to that level of bitchification.
Bitchification by Flaming Condom February 1, 2010

Bitchification

When a perfectly nice girl goes away for the summer and she comes back a total bitch and slut.
Jamie went through bitchification when I wasnt looking
Bitchification by Martin Quagmire October 8, 2005

Bentrification 

The appropriating and reclaiming of historically cis/het forms of media. Often with a view to including other sexualities and genders, or creating an exclusively LGBT+ space.
I love the bentrification of country music, especially Lil Nas X and Orville Peck
Bentrification by Ridethewind May 12, 2021

Bitchification

The indoctrination/compelling (sometimes by force) of another that causes that person or group of persons to be in subjection to or behave in a manner that is not the typical behavior of that person or group.
The bitchification of a large majority of young black males is being caused by being raised by and around majority females, and being indoctrinated with females behaviors and thought patterns.
Bitchification by Silkravage September 6, 2009
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