half chub bacon

Bacon cooked to perfection. Halfway between crispy and limp.

Don't cook the bacon too long. I love half chub bacon!

by Beard$ April 14, 2014

sizzle like bacon

A performance, usually as a means of self-humiliation, in which a person lies on the floor and "sizzles" or shakes in a seizure-like manner.

Greg: If you don't take this shot, then you have to sizzle like bacon.

by 4Ling1 May 28, 2014

maple my bacon

When someone's partner covers their dick in maple syrup as a lube for blowjobs

In Canada my girl wanted to maple my bacon and it felt really good but it was really hard to clean up

by Clarkethebark February 27, 2017

Bacon Sleeves

The flaps above the windshield in a car that are perfectly formed to hold bacon while travelling from Point A to Point B.

Put the bacon in the baconsleeves for safekeeping.

by Anonymous January 21, 2003

Bacon Stripe

A plain and simple skidmark or hershey stain

I use the laundry service on the corner, except my whites. I don't want them to see my bacon stripes.

by Refugee November 16, 2005

baconize

(v.) To add bacon to anything, such as a Snickers, therefore making it delicious.

Sure, this is good pie, but lets BACONIZE it!

by bexposito November 19, 2005

Bacon

A piece of delicious heaven

GUY- i want some heaven
GUY 2- here ya go(hands bacon)
GUY- thanks

by Baconator542542 April 6, 2010