Zitchel

The same but different.

My brother and I are zitchel twins

by Bobblues August 13, 2022

young zucchini

a very vulgar insult

"You're a young zucchini!" The boy screamed in outrage at his friend.

His friend gasped and fell down in shock, because that was terribly offensive.

by riseupandfall September 12, 2014

zucchini

A phallic green squash-like vegetable developed from a cross between a cucumber and a tribble. Reproduces by taking control of the mind of the grower and forcing them to give away mass quantities of fruit to people who already have too much zucchini to begin with.

Oh, no, here she comes with another bag of zucchini! Lock the door before she sneaks it into the house!

by Lady Csyde April 9, 2006

Zucchini Bread

Code name for marijuana in text messages.

Stoner 1: Hey dude, you got any zucchini bread for tonight?
Stoner 2: Yea man, I got a whole loaf.

by Sneeky J April 28, 2010

Zucchini Bikini

The banana hammock.

Justin Hartman's donkey friend rolled up to the pool party rocking a Zucchini Bikini. Nuf Said.

by Z-Mayo June 7, 2009

Zatch

Webmaster of the internet. Ruler of the interwebs as a whole. Geeks pray to him for good fortune before embarking on technological crusades.

Oh mighty Zatch here my cry! Grant your blessings on this computer build! May my processor be quick and strong!

by Follower of the almighty Zatch February 20, 2009

Zucchini

In the italian speaking part of switzerland, a ironic way to describe the german speaking swiss.
Characterized by strange outfits, backpacking addiction and bizarre food habits.

Hey, Look at those zucchini with sandals and socks!

by Pazziammazzi August 6, 2014