by Veseylad50 October 5, 2016
Get the Zooty mug.zooey deschanel-ed is the act of being led on in a relationship that doesn't go anywhere while messing with someones emotions. Just like zooey deschanel does in (500) days of summer.
Will: Hey are are things going with Memo?
Danielle: Horrible, he just messed with my emotions!
Will: WHAT he zooey deschanel-ed you!!!!!!
Danielle: Horrible, he just messed with my emotions!
Will: WHAT he zooey deschanel-ed you!!!!!!
by Ivan Saxon September 29, 2010
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by Joeycracks October 7, 2007
Get the zoopy mug.by Boatsy13 April 16, 2009
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1. to pass out or sleep on a mattress that is not the one you normally sleep in;
2. often involves sleeping on a mattress placed in a bathroom or shower room;
3. often involves the process of puking, peeing, or crapping yourself, or a combination of the three--also known as the trifecta.
noun:
1. the location of the zookie;
2. usually an old mattress only suitable to sleep on when blacked-out.
1. to pass out or sleep on a mattress that is not the one you normally sleep in;
2. often involves sleeping on a mattress placed in a bathroom or shower room;
3. often involves the process of puking, peeing, or crapping yourself, or a combination of the three--also known as the trifecta.
noun:
1. the location of the zookie;
2. usually an old mattress only suitable to sleep on when blacked-out.
When someone gets too drunk to sleep in their own bed (for fears of dirtying it), a friend would lead him to a zookie mattress, where he is free on any normal inhibitions, and may soil himself as he pleases. The mattress can simply be hosed down the next morning.
by AP Sawyer February 5, 2007
Get the zookie mug.Commonly used to describe someone who is high due to marijuana use, zooked is interpreted differently from region to region.
In some Toronto neighborhoods, zooked is described as the feeling after the high, when you are tired, and almost completely out of energy. In most cases, the higher you are, the more energy you will lack later.
In some Toronto neighborhoods, zooked is described as the feeling after the high, when you are tired, and almost completely out of energy. In most cases, the higher you are, the more energy you will lack later.
"Fam, I'm soooo zooked I can't even stand up"
"Yo I shouldn't have even smoked that 3g spliff to the face, manz got high but I'm too zooked right now"
"Yo I shouldn't have even smoked that 3g spliff to the face, manz got high but I'm too zooked right now"
by Tdot Flight 43 November 25, 2019
Get the Zooked mug.(noun)- A boyfriend/husband that is far better looking than his girlfriend/wife, because compared to him, she looks like a zoo animal
Ned: Don't you think Bob could find a way prettier girlfriend than the one he's with?
Ted: Yeah, he's a total zookeeper
Ted: Yeah, he's a total zookeeper
by TheTouchingUncle August 20, 2010
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