dick zombie

a ravenous kooze who's only focus is to devour cock

Paula Abdul is a dick zombie.
The bar was full of dick zombies.
Your girlfriend is a dick zombie.

by squibsquawb June 28, 2010

Zombidextrous

Zombidextrious: wherein you are neither one or the other handed, rather you do all things with outstretched stiff arms.

Poor Sean, keeps dropping things of late last night. I handed him a cup of coffee and he tried to pick it up like a fork lift- spilled it all down his pants. He went from being a left handed bloke to zombidextrous.

by Teresa Marovich January 29, 2009

liberal zombie

A person so open-minded that their brain has fallen out of their skull.

When the brain falls out of the opening of the human mind, the human becomes a liberal zombie, and can coexist peacefully only with its own kind. To survive amidst a liberal zombie, appear vulnerable or socially awkward, and avoid anything of potentially offensive nature.

by SArchangel June 25, 2016

zombien

brand new slang for when somebody half asleep half awake and is still able to send text messages!

damn im amazed i can text in my sleep, Im zombien cuz!

by raggasensi February 3, 2009

Zombie Irony

When the guy you left to get infected while you saved yourself comes back to bite you in the ass, quite literally.

Person A: Hey you remember we left Tony in that room to act as bait to lure the zombies away from us?
Person B: yeah, why?
Person A: Well he just turned up over there and bit me
Person B: That's some serious zombie Irony right there

by White Fire May 28, 2010

zombiephile

A noun describing a person who koves anything related to zombies (reanimated corpses) or zombie life.

She is a total zombiephile who’s been looking for a zombie boyfriend forever; she says that the aggressive demeanor coupled with the grotesque rotting flesh and vacant eyes is the penultimate turn-on!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2021

Zombiename

When a trans person for whatever reason has to use a deadname after already having an actual name.

Derived from deadname, zombies being undead creatures who remain "alive" while supposed to be dead.

Reasons are varied but common ones include but are not limited to:

1) Financial inability to transition documentation.

2) Legal issue such as transition not being allowed by law.

3) Semi-closet, when transition has only happened under certain social situations because of safety, employment, or other reasons.

4) Social media companies policies

This list is not exhaustive.

Zombienames are no quite deadnames and thus the person must still be using them in so fashion, even to refer to themselves, for them to be zombiename.

For example, a social media account with a deadname is one that is kept as an archive, a zombiename account either is minimally active or the main account.

I had to go full zombiename at work, it's unsafe as Karen from Finance is a massive transphobe.

by esekaese September 9, 2023