Zoken

A type of person who thinks your an asshole and and will say sorry but still says your an asshole to poeple, and jelous of you because you have something he dosn't.

Also has a life time pass to Comic-con.

Leon: You think im a bad person cause i see someone over the net?

Zack: Oh i'm sorry. can we be friends.

Leon: No. your a zoken!

by ReDexe August 8, 2006

Zoklet

An online BBS that features mostly civil discourse with a hint of communist overtones.

Man: Yeah man, Zoklet.net is the best place for information.

Girl: What about this guy named Snoopy? He sure starts alot of trouble.

Man: Don't worry about that commie, apart from him they're mostly a good group.

by Someone Whom of which is Me June 18, 2010

Zoknerfork

A word you use when you want to be as random as the great Kirbybot2000!

Hey how ya doin, zoknerfork!?

by Kirbybot2000 November 15, 2003

Zoke

A really fucking old mean man. Also he litters everywhere. Gets rid of his sap.

"Zoke threatened to kill me what the hell."

"Yeah dude, Zoke's fucking crazy we just like to own over his ass"

by europopian September 1, 2009

Zokell

The Zokell describes an action in which a female squats over a male's face and drops a load. This action requires a high level of skills so that no defecation enters the mouth.

I had this wench last night who performed a Zokell on me, it was wild.

by Le Kay March 14, 2013

zokor

1. Burrowing rodent resembling a mole rate but larger and generally silver. Native to Central Asia.

2. Combination of Weed and Sage in a grinder.

"I'm gonna take some White Leaf Sage and Sweet Lemon Haze and make a Zokor, Brokor."

by ZeeDaTree July 9, 2014

zokrates365

A school website created by Microsoft than can keep a track of all your data. Teachers can look inside your OneNote and your OneDrive. The least place where you cannot make the teachers forget that you did not do your homework.

Go to Zokrates365.no and go to submissions to deliver your homework

by Thaun February 7, 2017