zoke

Combination of 'Zayyan' and 'joke'. Refers to a mawkish or inane play on words, rarely humorous.

-what's the name of ur road? wycombe road/drive/lane?
-close
-oh i was 'close' then

by Ass January 26, 2005

zokes

zokes comes from the word "jokes". zokes, means that: whatever i said i didn't mean it... but it was prety funny when i said it!! {instead of using jks (to say u were joking) just use zks.

-wow buddy, u really suck at basketball.
-screw you man!!!
-woah! easy there, i was only zokes... just zokes.

by Destin29358 January 21, 2008

zoking

To smoke while you are asleep.

Wow what is with that. Are you really zoking or are you just pretend to be asleep?

by zoking clothes December 15, 2008

Zoke

A really fucking old mean man. Also he litters everywhere. Gets rid of his sap.

"Zoke threatened to kill me what the hell."

"Yeah dude, Zoke's fucking crazy we just like to own over his ass"

by europopian September 02, 2009

Zoking

A ritual performed by the Clank tribe from Niger. It involves men inserting large sticks into their anuses whilst drinking the urine of another man. This is because homosexuality is considered sacred in the Clank tribe.

Did ya see them weirdos “Zoking” in that documentary about them Clanks? Super friggin’ weird!

by RobertAlbertson September 03, 2022

zoke

Player who enjoys executing enemies with rengar.

Zoke taas siel vihollisten keskellä

by sankku September 22, 2020

zoke

kinda like boke, which's like coke

a large zoke

by quadruplemaxxer July 31, 2024