Zonked

1. Ridiculously tired.

2. Ridiculously stoned.

1. "I was zonked after I came home from work last night."

2. "Jim was fired because he came to work zonked. What a retard."

by KJ1o1 May 25, 2011

zinedine

to headbutt somebody in the chest because he or she insulted you (short: to zizou somebody)

He was justifiably zinedined.

I will zinedine you for being rude to my sister.

by ZidaneFan July 12, 2006

Zoinked

A feeling of tiredness, and defeat.

"Dude, last night I pulled an all-nighter, and I was totally zoinked!"

by Suicidaldream December 16, 2017

zoinked

Tired, sleep. came from "zapped"

Man, I am zoinked. I ran 6 miles at practice

by PFreeman October 23, 2006

Zoinked

When someone in the Scooby gang has sex

Dude Shaggy just got zoinked

by ThatGuyStaleFrank March 24, 2018

Zonked

When you’re too high to say zooted, you say zonked

“I am soooo fucking zonked rn”

by The_semi stoner February 6, 2022

Zanked

Feeling the effects of Xanex.

I took a bar about ten minutes ago and now I'm feeling zanked.

by Pete1297 February 9, 2010