rake yohn

Friend of Bam Margera and member of the CKY crew from West Chester, PA. Known for his long hair and bad teeth. Works as a chemist.

Rake Yohn is the guy on the cover of CKY2K.

by EJL December 17, 2003

Yoonis

Someone who is lazy but gets shit done when he needs it.

Stop being so lazy at least be yoonis.

by YoboiDaddySasuke June 5, 2018

rake yohn

Hulking human hairball.

Rake: Woo woo

by veep February 29, 2004

piffen yonnies

Aussie Slang to casually chuck or throw small stones or rocks

The boys were piffen yonnies at birds over the riverbank.

by Jon64Bailey January 14, 2008

lil yonnie

A creature that plays Fortnite in the morning with a mic when nobodys home. Come night time when someone is home he no longer has a mic and steals your loot.

lil yonnie is at it again stealing loot.

by The Fury November 14, 2018

Yonism

Yonism is the sacred doctrine of the divine feminine. It derives from the world's most ancient knowing that MOTHER is GOD, not father.

Yonism is the return to fertility worship of the Goddess. Yonist practitioners bow down and worship the black woman as the living representation of God. Her vagina being the path to source; as it is the portal from which all humans arise and therefore, the place of veneration and worship.

David believes the black woman is God, lives by her wisdom and follows her leadership; therefore David is a yonist and practices yonism.

Yonism rivals all other faiths because it is the religion of the black goddess.

In yonism, God's pronouns are "SHE/HER"... Anything else is blasphemy!

by Goddess Akasha Divïnn October 3, 2022

rake yohn

A religious cult founded in 1999 by (described as self-proclaimed by some) philosopher Rake Yohn. Monthly rituals for the followers of this cult include the burning of mustard, the mixing of various chemicals, and the bizzare practice of "antiquing", in which members throw raw flour at each other. Consequently, the FBI has declared the Followers of Rake Yohn cult to be a potential threat to National Security, though there have been no charges filed to date.

"Authorities have announced that they are keeping a close eye on The Followers of Rake Yohn cult."
-CNN.com, February 10, 2004

by James Martin March 10, 2004