Yarn junkie

A person who plays with yarn to the point of questionably high level superseding all other activities. Usually a Knitter, Crocheter, Spinner, Dyer, Weaver or other Wool enthusiast. Yes, they are addicted. No, there is no 12-step program due to lack of interest in quitting.

She knit 12 pairs of socks this month AND bought more yarn because she is a total yarn junkie! Can't help herself!

by BeachBumKnitter September 13, 2017

ripping yarn

Aussie slang for a really good story.

Have you read *book title* ? It’s a ripping yarn.

by Supportive_Clouds August 14, 2022

absolute yarn

Anyone called Matt

I met this bloke called Matt the other day, u have never heard so much absolute yarn in my life

by Kingyarn69 October 18, 2020

yarn crawl

To tour/visit/salivate over a city's local yarn shops for extreme fiber enthusiasts.

"My BFF and I are going to Boston to do a yarn crawl. I just finished knitting a sweater and am jonesing for new yarn."

by QHatshepsut April 12, 2010

Yarn Goddess

The Yarn Goddess - we are the sisterhood of the yarn goddess (aka knitters - usualy insane, obsessive knitters)

" >gasp< This is the perfect colour and ply and.... There IS a yarn goddess after all "

by Oth February 19, 2006

Yarn Balls

a person with cornrows on there balls

my balls are sore
why
i got cornrows down there
EW YARN BALLS!

by i eat my brothers husband March 10, 2007

Crack Yarn

When you're so poor from doing crack that you need to make your clothes out of stolen yarn.

Did you see that crazy crack yarn down on court four with the black sox!

by kevmo10 February 11, 2009