Fruit wrinkle

Elderly homosexual male

A South Beach early bird special is full of fruit wrinkles

by Popo Peepaw March 10, 2017

Wrinkle Wrangler

A variation of the phrase Chubby Chaser, aka a person who is sexually attracted to overweight people. A Wrinkle Wrangler however is a person who is sexually attracted to the elderly.

Guy1: Look at that ass!!!! Guy2: Dude, she's like 70!!! Guy1:..Rawr. *Guy2 leaving*: Fucking creepy ass Wrinkle Wrangler...

by Xero _ Manifest May 19, 2011

Wrinklage

When an older woman shows cleavage but just looks like a long wrinkle.

Dude, tell your mom to put on a different shirt, she is showing some nasty wrinklage right now.

by wackerman February 11, 2009

Cunt Wrinkle

A person who has such a shitty/ugly personality/attitude that it can only be compared to an old dusty dried up wrinkle on a fish smelling pussy.

Look at that cunt wrinkle yelling at that woman in the middle of the parking lot.

by CWhater January 27, 2010

wunk

wunk -verb: the act of twitching your eye. Commonly mistaken for winking, wunking is uglier and less attractive. Wunking is usually twitching and/or odd movements of the eye or eye area.

EX.

Ursula: "OH MY GOD. Did Jervis just wink at me?"

Becky: "No Urs. He just wunked at you."

by bigmothafuckin_S April 25, 2010

Penis wrinkles

Wrinkles on the penis where it look VERy delightful.:

"What big penis wrinkles you have!"

- Rainbow Randy

by Metro McKenna February 24, 2009

Wrinkle Finger

When much time is spent fingering a girl you will gain a wrinkle finger (similar to that of being in a bath too long)

"Hey, check out my wrinkle finger thanks to your gash."

by 9A Slang March 12, 2009