witness

someone who stays around for a friend so they don't get kidnapped and or raped by a rando.
Margaret I will be your witness, that dude is mad shiesty.
by Margoballsacks May 19, 2010
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Wits

Wits means “What is this shit?” So when you show a video to your friends and they say “Wits?”it means What is this shit.
Person: “Hey man! Look at this video 😂”

Freind: WITS???
by Yasthequeenshaissa May 16, 2022
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Wit it

An abbreviation of the phrase “with it.” Anyone who thinks it’s spelled “wid it” is wrong.
Person 1: what up wit it?
Person 2: not too much, what about you?
Person: nothing doing here.
by Droppingdeuces123 February 21, 2018
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Witnesses

Oh I have witnesses. That's why I said "Go ahead and take me to court for defamation". Because if the people around me are aware of what happened there they will be forced to either let me go down for something that THEY KNOW is the truth.
Iam "I have witnesses. The one who calls me his best friend alluded to the fact that he didn't want want to pick sides (in the same way you all talk to me) and one of the people he introduced me to admitted to doing it in front of both of us. I even have family who are likely aware of it. They will either tell the truth or they'll lie. If they tell the truth I win. If they lie I don't have a family or friends. They are happy to exist in this limbo where just don't want to talk about it or give me anything I can use but I hate each and every one of them for it. So... Yeah."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2023
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Wit it

Taken from Kevin Gates song "wit it" used to describe your commitment to another person.
Jason: Hey, there's supposed to be a ton of hotties at the party tonight! Lets go!

Xavier: Nah, im not interested...me and Leah are wit it.
by Blondgirl90 October 18, 2016
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witness

To check out, or look at members of the opposite sex; part of the teenage mating ritual; to look and lust over another human
by Casey Jo June 15, 2003
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Wit

an illiteret, and/or, retarted, persons way of saying "with"
illiteret person: yo wats up wit u i thut u wer goin to da club wit mii tonit

person with iq above 60: ... uhh, your retarted.
by babymeandyou May 21, 2008
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