Wireless hole punch

Basically code word for a gun.

Don't make me use the wireless hole punch!

by Kdot cdot December 27, 2021

wireless fedelity

A bullshit phrase to explain what wifi stands for. It is also quite like oxygen, if we don't have wifi, we will not survive.

Juan: Man do they got some wireless fedelity here?
Brady: Dude that's not a real word. Wi-fi isn't an acronym, it's just a name.

wifi
wi-fi
juan
wireless
shit
bullshit
oxygen

by soIcanenteranythinghere? March 1, 2016

Wireless jerk

The wireless jerk is when you get super high and think you masturbating you still get the orgasm without physical doing it !

Bro I am going to take so mushrooms and have a wireless jerk

by The jerk guy September 30, 2025

wireless brain charger

charge ur brain wireless :)

i have a wireless brain charger

by dameem March 4, 2019

Wireless Hunter

A person who, no matter the occasion, always uses wireless access on their phones, PDAs or netbooks, in every coffee shop, at every airport, etc.

Waiter: Hello, I'm Disposable, and I'll be your waiter this evening. What can I get you?
Wireless Hunter: Shut up, I'm tweeting.

by thecarofmiki June 27, 2010

spectrum wireless

When two autists attempt to communicate with each other.

Autist A: yo did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
Autist B: CA-CA-CA-CASHEWS CASHEWS FRU-FRU-FRU FRUUITTT!!
Person C: bros this convo is on some spectrum wireless type shit.

by penis_trucka_da_wraith_trucka September 22, 2022

Ham Wireless

Ham Wireless : The Act of being Ham fisted while surfing Grumble media when one is on the loo with an Intel centrino wifi laptop(or similar).
See also : Ham fisted , Grumble

Jimmy P was caught Ham Wireless the other day by his mum, she thought he was struggling with his bowel movements but he was actually struggling with himself!!!!

by Chris Kendall December 13, 2007