Welfare bitch

Girl who stays on welfare, not want to work and expecpt their guy to pay all their expenses.

This welfare bitch doesn’t wanna help out with rent.

by Scream Beef October 15, 2018

Welfare Agent

A Real Estate Agent that is always calling vendors (mortgage companies, title companies, inspectors, alarm companies etc) asking them for money to pay for their customer appreciation events, marketing events, drinks, lunch, etc.

Often these agents use words like hustle, leverage, disruption, and constantly quote various trendy motivational speakers.

Agent: hey throwing a customer appreciation event, can you contribute to it with $250?
Vendor: no you never send me business and you only call to get money from me, you are a welfare agent.

by AgentSecrets January 6, 2020

welfare queen

A woman, regardless of race who is living off the welfare system purely because of laziness and not due to any real need.

She could have a job but she is a welfare queen.

by yo mamma September 10, 2003

welfare party

A party that occurs between the 1st and 15th of each month, often in the summer. All the welfare recipients in the neighborhood come together and groove to car stereo tunes outside, while their children are running around with nobody watching them, shoeless, and fighting with sticks. For a real shindig all the food stamp (EBT) cards are pulled together for porterhouse steaks, delicate shrimps, and the most elegant cheese balls you will find. Of course followed up by "red" Kool-Aid, natural ice, and watermelon.

Keke: Daddy can we go over to Deedee's house she is having a cookout.

Dad: (glances at the calendar), shit you ant goin to that welfare party!

Keke: Awww daddy why not? They got more food over there than we've had all month.

Daddy: ohh alright, but bring me back a plate!

by RebeckaxRosexWicker May 20, 2009

welfare bear

nickname for the grizzly brand of dipping tobacco. this nickname comes from the fact that grizzly is usually very low priced, at round $2 a can

dude i only got 3 bills for dip.

so, we can still grab a can of welfare bear

by gumbi mcfadden March 20, 2010

welfare line

n. A reciprocating-type lawn sprinkler. So called because the noise it makes is similar to the ethnic composition of a line of folks waiting for their welfare payment: "spic - spic - spic - spic - spic - spic - spic - spic ...chink! Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga...." (Just say it to yourself and you'll get it.)

Gotta go to the hardware store and buy me a welfare line if I want to get this lawn watered.

by SkidMarkyMark August 29, 2006

Welfare Bear

Nickname for Grizzly dip in reference to it's low price usually under $2.00 a can.

Hey throw me a can of that welfare bear.

by big ol' jon January 17, 2008