Wesley

The chaddest of all chads

Dude, Wesley is the only person who has the balls to do that

by The Holy Elf April 26, 2019

Wesley Chapel

A town north of Tampa. Filled with luxury ass houses for those who wanna pretend to be rich when they actually have a miserable ass life. There ain’t nun to do in Chapel. The closest form of entertainment include two malls, with surprisingly cool shoe stores, and a crystal lagoon. Basically a big ass fuckin pool. There are three high schools, Wesley Chapel High, Wiregrass High and Cypress High. Wiregrass looks like Harvard compared to the other two, but that ain’t sayin much. It’s also home to mfs who try to act tough and pretend to be from the hood, except they’re white, rich and live off they parents credit card. Ok Tanner, I see u a thug, now pull up to Temple Terrace and say the n word like that, u finna have a clip emptied on ur head.

“Where u from g?”
“Oh im from Tampa”
“Oh shit, fr my man, what part??”
“Wesley Chapel”
“Get the fuck outta my face😐”

by RileyFreeman April 25, 2021

wesley willis

A black, obese, schizo who writes some great music thanks to his mental disorder. Plugs a certain product at the end of his songs.

Rock over London, rock on Chicago.
Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions.

by Anonymous May 21, 2003

Wesley Chapel

One of Tampa's northernmost suburbs, that has been experiencing exponential growth since 2000. It is known by locals as a by and large nice place to live. We are comprised of roughly 60% $500,000 homes and 40% trailer trash. The population is roughly 30,000, with average household income of $75,000.

"Man I stay in Tampa but with Wesley Chapel growing so fast, I suddenly find a lot of my friends live there."

by WC's own June 27, 2006

Wesley Burger

An epic breakfast sandwich made only by a Wesley. A Wesley Burger consists bread, ham, egg, cheese and mayo, made to perfection.

Dude, that Wesley Burger was so insane.

Aaron "I'm such a doucher, I hate that Wesley Burger, but his sandwich is pretty epic"

by Wesley "Snipes" December 7, 2009

Wesley Methodist School Kuala Lumpur

A low budget school in Sentul in Malaysia. Supposed to be an elite school but our overall grades are horrible unless you're Einstein. Our average marks for internal exams (especially for Math and Add Math) is usually a fail. Got aircon in every class but are all broken. Most clubs have no popularity and fun unless you're in Leo or Interact. Scam. Forces you to go to Boys or Girls' Brigade, which is absolutely boring. There are good teachers (extremely rare) but the bad ones are horrendous if you get them (a 99.9% chance you'll get them). People are nice here but don't expect to find handsome or pretty people. Just don't. Everyone including the teachers look oddly horrendous. Canteen has pretty bad food except the packaged food that they bought from outside. Prefects are funny and charge you for every small offence you make. Very old building also.

Person: Wow, you're in Wesley Methodist School Kuala Lumpur?
Me: Ya
Person: Wow you must be studying all the time!
Me: Yeah no

by Dinodaurs March 22, 2022

Wesley

Has a way with people. He can easily make you fall for head over heels and keep you there. The kind of man you want to spend the rest of your life with.

I want to marry a Wesley.

by Kittlynn April 14, 2013