Warning shot over the bow

When a lady is giving her man a handjob or blowjob and the pressure has built and the first blast of jizz shoots up over her head, possibly into her hair. It is quite similar to the naval maneuver where one ship intentionally shoots high and beyond another ship as a warning that they are well within firing range and bad things will happen if proper action is not taken. In our case, though, it is a warning to the lady that she better hurry and point that babymaker in the direction she wants the rest of the jizz to go whether it's her mouth, tits, face (NOT THE EYES!!!)

Suddenly, a blast of cum shot up toward Jane's face. She flinched and the thick stream shot just over her forehead and dropped in Jane's hair from front to back like a pearly river. Recognizing this as a warning shot over the bow, Jane wanted to protect her eyes so she quickly put her mouth over Doug's cock. She soon realized it was too much to handle as every contraction from Doug sent another stream into her mouth and soon it poured down her chin and all over her succulent breasts. By the time his orgasm had ended Jane was plastered with the thick goo. It was very evident to Jane that Doug hadn't been with a woman in a while.

by theinstigator September 22, 2016

FBI warning of doom

Basically, the FBI warning screen that usually appears before the beginning of a show. The FBI warning of doom is also presented before a movie on videotape starts. They're also in DVD movies, sometimes showing up at the end of the movie, or sometimes at the beginning.

"*turning on a WWE pay-per-view*....there's the FBI warning of doom."
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

Warping

"Warping" or "Warp" is a drinking game based on the song "Warp 1.9". During the song there are three instances where the singer says "One, Two, Woot! Woot!". Immediately after the singer says this phrase, everybody starts to drink their respective drinks. The goal is to finish your drink first. However, once one person puts their drink down, everyone must put their drink down. Thus, everyone is limited by the slowest drinker.

There is a short space between the first and second "woot"s and a longer space between the second and third. The game should ideally be played with two or more beers. The game was invented in a parking lot in Keene, NH in December of 2009.

Parents: "Jimmy, where were you last night?"

Jimmy: "I was warping, and I couldn't drive afterwards"

Kid: "Hey guys, want to warp"

Other Kid: "Hell yeah! Lets steal some of my dad's beer"

In Canada, where drinking games are illegal, one can be arrested for warping.

by Nicoslavia January 5, 2010

Warzone

A new Call of Duty battle royale game. Pretty much the good version of Fortnite

Ay dude get on Warzone, I'll carry us to a win.

by wperiufher March 24, 2020

Hop on warzone

When two gay guys eat taco bell before a five hour+ anal session during the session in the guys ass hole explosive diarrhea and cum mix together to create a cheese like substance. The cheese like substance is than used to create something like a pizza witch is then eaten by the 2 gay guys

Dylan and wyatt were full and tired after they hop on warzone

by CrazyGame March 26, 2021

Call of Duty: Warzone

A game thats made me:

Leave a massive whole in my desk

Rage uninstall 800gb's worth of games

Smash my controller

Wake up my household

Left me on the verge of smashing my monitor

Made me break a headset

Imma see a anger management therapist after doing writing definition

Jack Spank9049: Hey you up for some Call of Duty: Warzone?
CyberDog-63: Nah I smashed my fucking controller!
Jack Spank9049: Ah ok, Imma see if jackspack02 want's to play!

by Jack Spank9049 March 28, 2021

Cock Warming

The act of a Top slipping their erection/Strap into his partner's vagina/ass/mouth in order to keep warm - a more intimate version of spooning.

Matthew held Jake close for a bit of cock warming after sex!

Sarah held Gail cock warming her after sex.

by Cinnamon.Peach.Pie January 7, 2021