Wankey

noun: A Wanking Hankerchief

A shirt, sock, towel or any piece of material that is used to wank into. This material can be used several times before it is washed. It can be found under the beds of many males but can be carelessly left out.

I went to Josh's joint last night and went to borrow a shirt and accidently pulled out his wankey

by Trez_City December 14, 2006

wakey-wakey

Modafinil. From the fictional Wakey-Wakey drug in the role-playing game Paranoia.

I'm going to find some wakey-wakey so I can finish this project by tomorrow.

by Mark Vale December 15, 2008

Ozzy wankey

Those cheating australian wankers, who are shite at rugby.

the 2003 rugby world cup

by Not a cheating australian November 22, 2003

wet wankey

When a man beats his meat under water in a womens hair.

I gave you a wet wankey.

by Cryptic Smoker October 9, 2008

wakey ho hos

you wake up early in the morning and for some uncontrollable reason you immediately break out in delirious laughter. similar to the sleepy ha has.

(upon awaking...) hahahhahahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You have the wakey ho hos!

by gramu March 31, 2009

wakeys

wakeys are pills that get you high; they 'wake' you up. examples are speed and ecstasy but any other amphetamines are included in this.

"See you later mum, I'm just going out to get some wakeys for the weekend"
"Okay then Billie, be sure to be back in time for Coronation street".

by GLJ December 12, 2008

wankey

The abbreviation for wankerchief, much like a hankey, but used only for dinkle sprinkle.

Have you a wankey old boy? I'm in the mood for a good play with the old ball and tackle!

Why yes I do, but in future old bean, get your own, wot!

by ShereKhan August 31, 2006