Wankypoobutts 

Typical word for frustration or when something goes wrong. 'Fuck sake' is so 2009, wankypoobutts has a certain ring to it that is addictive. Wank, poo, and stub out a cigarette butt (metaphorically of course) southern slang for the big bad prang slags and fags.

Jack: oh for fuck sake that bird gave me clap
Darren: mate that's proper wankypoobutts
Jack: Wtf is wankypoobutts?
Darren: New slang bruh get with be times and go get some antibiotics you dutty pig

Wankypoobutts by kxlee1234 April 24, 2021

wankypoo 

When one ejaculates into/onto a turd

“My boyfriend did a wankypoo last night.”
“Oh yeah?”
“Yeah, watched him do it, and I gotta tell ya, major turn on.”

wankypoo by ImagineMonkeys August 18, 2021

wangspoofer 

It is when you stick your dick into the exhaust pipe of a car

Son: "Oh no i've got a wangspoofer, "
Dad: "thats alright, il'l drive off, extra seat!"

wangspoofer by Wanger Danger May 24, 2022

wankopolitan 

Fiza

You wankopolitan!

wankopolitan by fizan December 20, 2022

Wankspangling Bunglecunt 

A VERY British curse for when you really really REALLY hate someone. Use at your own risk

You wankspangling bunglecunt
He is such a wankspangling bunglecunt

Wankspangling Bunglecunt by Human Google February 22, 2024

wankspaniel 

A person that’s really fucking annoying, but a bit of a wetter. Doesn’t quite hit Thundercunt status because they’re too pathetic.

Oh god Trevor, you’re such a wankspaniel.

wankspaniel by No1Lils July 21, 2024

wanksmoke 

Another word for little divvi or pussyo

Or

Someone who can’t smoke the green without coughing

Bro you think you’ll do my man ?

Ye the fucking wanksmoke

Or

Your just a wanksmoke can’t even hack a bong you

wanksmoke by El chapo bruddaz January 4, 2025