voldemort

n. 1) one who enjoys the company of snakes; 2) one who has developed a black, loveless soul over time; 3) one convinced of his own self-worth; 4) one lacking in the ability to relate to others; 5) destroyer of worlds; 6) one who feeds on the dependence of others, yet offers nothing in return; 7) one unjustifiably convinced of his own cleverness; 8) one with few redeeming qualities; 9) a cocky douchebag; 10) one who thinks it is okay to wear/regularly wears navy blue, brown, and black clothing, all at the same time.

"I ran into Voldemort the other day and his long, awkward hug suffocated my will to live."
"Don't worry, you're not the first."
"Yeah, that happened to me too."
"And me."
"Yep, me too."
"It happens to the best of us."

"Hey, how about we pool our money and send Voldemort to therapy?"
"Let's give it to his latest victim instead."

by you are a May 17, 2006

voldemog

to 'voldemog' a person is to cut off their ears and nose to leave them looking like a certain rescue cat which no one would adopt due to its unfortunate loss of said features. Google it. Poor thing.

shut up before I voldemog you, you dumb fucking cunt

by hoonut March 8, 2011

voldemort face

When someone uses filters on social media to the point it erases or masks some of their features leaving an almost identical face to voldemort.

Guy: Dude check this girl out she's hot
Guy2: meh too many filter, she's got voldemort face

by Dirty Chaos July 6, 2016

Voldemortphobia

The fear of losing your nose in a tragic accident involving running into the wrong wall at King's Cross Station.

Person 1:"Oh cool, you have Voldemortphobia!"
Person 2: *Tries to feel nose*

by HarryPotterRules15 June 9, 2018

Voldemort

That guy with no nose who is the main antagonist in Harry Potter.
He killed Harry Potter's parents using the AVADA KADAVA spell but couldn't kill baby Harry, leaving a lightning scar on his head instead.
He is evil and tries to kill Harry Potter with the help of his death eater wizards during the Harry Potter movies/books.
However at the end of Deathly Hallows, Harry kills him and makes everyone happy.

Person 1: Why is Voldemort so evil?
Person 2: Maybe it's because he has no nose, IDK...

by Help what should I call myself May 18, 2019

Voldemort

Voldemort is the archenemy of Harry Potter, who according to a prophecy has "the power to vanquish the Dark Lord". He attempts to murder the boy, but instead kills his parents, Lily and James Potter, and leaves Harry with a scar on his head in the shape of a lightning bolt.

Voldemort : Avada Kedavra!
Harry Potter : Expelliarmus!

by GokuAnanta_SSJB April 25, 2020

Voldemort

Guess who's back? Back again. Voldies back.

His dad forgot to give him back his nose as a baby 😁

Voldemort!

by AAAAAAAAAGH October 18, 2020