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High Velocity Pathway

A freeway, highway, toll road, expressway where the speed limit is at least 70 MPH and the motor vehicles traversing it are traveling at least 5MPH faster than the limit

Also called HVP
We hit 90 on the high velocity pathway last night!
by Seadhli July 1, 2008
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low cost high velocity bullet stopper

The technical term for a soldier. First coined during the 1990/91 Gulf War.
"Well it look like Jeff is going to be a low cost high velocity bullet stopper, I mean soldier."

"Yeah and I'm going Medical (corps) so try not to get shot Jeffie!"
by Olive Thomas July 28, 2005
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Velocities

“Velocities” is a term for speeding up and slowing down clips from shows, movies, etc with music over it.
“I spent hours editing the velocities for this Beyonce dancing edit”
by Undisclosedbarbie September 8, 2025
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Maternal Velocity

n.
The average speed of a baby traveling through the birth canal. Based on the time from the beginning of transitionall delivery to the baby being fully delivered. This comes out to 14 cm/hr on average for a woman with a 7 cm long birth canal.

See also: Mom Speed
Dude, all I heard was my mom screaming and the next thing I knew, I was at maternal velocity.
by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016
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telekinetic velocity

The rate at which one moves objects with one's mind.
example of telekinetic velocity: When typing, your thoughts go to your fingertips, fingertips to keyboard, to send button, the thoughts are converted to electrons, and sent through cyberspace. The objects you moved with your mind were the electrons through cyberspace.

Bill Gates: "My telekinetic velocity is verociously quick, Stan Lee."
by john.f'n.delTrueno March 13, 2011
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turdinal velocity

When a piece of feces is ejected from the anus at such a rate that it explodes into pieces of shrapnel upon hitting, usually the back, of the toilet.
Oh Shit! literal shit; everywhere. That one hit turdinal velocity.
by jpry May 21, 2024
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Desert Velocity

Desert Velocity is a perfect team who will have ups and downs and at the end we will always stick together💗💗💗🥎🥎 They are undefeated and CHAMPIONS!💗
E1 Prospects - Omg did you see Desert Velocity beat Corona Angels

Xtereme- Really? WOW
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