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vassared

Verb To tell someone you will do something for them or give them something. Then to callously retract your offer after the person is sure that you're doing something for them.Usually retracted after a long period of time the minimum is 3 hours. Of course the amount of time depends on the person level of dickery.
Brian: Hey so Jeff I don't mind giving you a ride home !
Jeff: Thanks man, you really saved me there, I would've had to wait until 8 to get home.

3 hours later

Brian: I can't give you a ride home, sorry for the confusion.
Jeff: I can't believe you vassared me
by Fabritzz March 4, 2012
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vanessa

Vanessa is awesome and can laugh at a lot of dumb stuff. She is there for you and can talk about anything without judging you. She is pretty and funny and an amazing singer and volleyball player. People take her for granted and don't realize how awesome she is. She is one of the best people to hang out with and is super fun. She helps you through your problems and can ironically joke about Fortnite with you. Vanessa is truly amazing.
Wow Vanessa is a babe! She's so pretty and funny!
by Rileshio November 5, 2018
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Vanessa

A fun, stupid, and crazy girl who is very beautiful. She's into music and loves talking her heart out. So many people tease her though but she doesn't care. Vanessa is a care-free person. Most likely to be American, Puerto Rican, Mexican, or Filipino. Vanessa's are known to be average height. Boys like her because of her fun personality. Most people want to be friends with her. Vanessas' like to dance and do many activities. They are very pretty and cute. Very sassy also. Means butterfly in Greek.
Boy- Vanessa is sooo pretty

Girl- Ik I wish she was my friend.
by girljustsouknow May 18, 2017
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Vanessa

A girl who is overlooked by others, someone who is very special but is much too often taken for granted. An amazing girl who is incredibly beautiful on the inside and out. A person who is extremely sensitive, even in a comfortable environment. Although very friendly and sociable, Vanessa can be shy and apprehensive. A person who comes once in a lifetime, that will change who you are as a person forever. Someone who you should never let go, if you do you will regret it.
"You have an incredible girlfriend, Vanessa is one you should never let go. She is amazing, you are very lucky to have her."
by Chief McBrom August 23, 2011
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Vassar Straight

a person who characterizes himself or herself as straight, but occasionally dabbles in sexual conduct with a partner of the same gender.

Originated from Vassar College students, who tend to find themselves somewhat hereto-flexible during their college years.
Emily: I saw the guy I have a crush on hooking up with another guy in the Mug last night. I don't know what to think...

Sarah: Oh, don't worry. He is Vassar Straight.
by cockmaster23 October 30, 2008
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Vanessa

An amazing person. Vanessa’s usually have a great sense of humor and are fun to hang out with. They are very social, but can be shy in some situations. They’ll always try to make someone laugh or smile at their worst and will usually succeed. She is a hopeless romantic and doesn’t care. Also, she will always stick up for what’s right. Even though she is a funny one, if you mess with her she will mess with you and leave you worse. She always thinks she isn’t the prettiest, but she really is. Everyone is jealous of her natural beauty.
I’m so sad right now, I need a Vanessa.”

“Did you see that girl fight?” “Yea, she’s a Vanessa.”

“That girl made me laugh so much, she must be a Vanessa.”
by AwesomGirl=Me!<3 June 7, 2018
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Vanessa

Billie jeans best friend they're always together & nothing is going to tear them apart. name a better duo? you can't.
by dr.doof February 15, 2017
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