Upstairs

Going "upstairs": you deliberately go upstairs to have physical contact with a significant, and or, not so significant other. Say something we're to happen on a couch, no damage because couch activities are never planned. BUT stairs, you physically go up stairs with intentions of physical contact.. And that my friends is no bueno

"You have a girlfriend, you can't go upstairs!"

by SumSum September 20, 2015

upstate new york

Some people on here are some major stereotypical morons. First of all, get a fucking geography book, Long Island is NOT part of Upstate. If you think that, then you are dumb as shit. You are also dumb as shit if you think that Upstate is all hicks. Do you not think there are cities in Upstate ny? less than 10% of people in Upstate NY live on farms, get a fucking clue. There are 4, count em, 4 cities in upstae ny with metro populations of over 1,000,000 people. Buffalo, Rochester, Syracuse, and Albany/Schenectady/Troy. The entire population of Upstate NY is about 6,000,000 people. Do some fucking math. If 4 cities have metro populations of over 1 million people, that means that between 4 and 5 million of the 6 million people that live in Upstate NY, live in either a city or a suburb. The vast majority of the remainder of the people in Upstate NY live in small cities, but cities nonetheless, like Ithaca, Elmira, Binghamton, and Watertown. NYC people, we in Upstate pay for your damn subway, highrises, taxicabs, and all of the other stuff with our thru the roof taxes that the Donwstate controlled government puts on us, have some damn respect!!!!

Rochester and Albany New York are the 5th and 7th most educated metro areas in America. AND ARE BOTH IN UPSTATE NEW YORK.

by Paulj July 30, 2005

Mentally unstable

You

You're mentally unstable, go see a therapist.

by Pspspsppspssp October 21, 2021

upstate new york

Any place above Westchester, NY is considered upstate NY. Upstate New Yorkers usually have to answer questions like " Do you have a New York accent?"," Is it crowded there?","Do you live on 5th Avenue?"

The answers to all of these are NO! lol New York has a lot more to offer than just the city. Ever considered that ya punk?!

Me: Hey Im from New York
You: OMG U are? Is it crowded there?

*cracks your skull*

by a smart brunette October 5, 2003

upstairs

Female dominant position resulting in loud coital noises due to intensified orgasms.

Heather's neighbor's could hear her, because she was upstairs.

by Cunning_Stunt December 2, 2009

Unstableiser

A very good looking and rather intelligent individual.

Friend to many and a genius when it comes to humour.

Very very very British.

He will call you a tit often

He laughs at all foreigers

He gets about 30fps in Crysis which is fine with him.

French person: Hello :)

Unstableiser: You French tit!

Unstableiser: Only joking :)

by Unstableiser May 10, 2009

Upstander

Someone who stands up for a victim while they are being bullied.

You are at the playground and someone comes over and starts to trash talk about you. There are a crowd of bystanders but no one will help you stand up to the bully. The one person who does stand up will you to the bully is the upstander.

by Chevellechris April 15, 2014