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twiddle my diddle stick

To twiddle your diddle stick means to masturbate, but your penis is very thin, and almost like a stick, but you don't have any lubrication, so you have to smack it back and forth with one hand, as if you're twiddling it.
Person 1: I'm going to twiddle my diddle stick tonight!!

Person 2: ...Dude this is a playground...
by Dictator of Molestation Nation September 2, 2019
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Dick-twiddle

A dick-twiddle is when a penis-wielding person is approached by any gender and has his dick twiddled with 2-3 fingers. It is a teasing motion where the penis is gently slapped sideways back and forth a few times, resulting in small amounts of arousal in the victim.
Victim: Ah! A beautiful day!
Rapist: Eheh.. mhmm
(Rapist dick-twiddles 12-year-old boy)
(Victim gasps)
(Victim has never experienced anything so exciting)
(Victim ejaculates for the first time)
(Dies)
(Rapist fucks dead body)
by mjs2003 May 23, 2018
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nom-de-knob-twiddle

A name of convenience used by ham radio aficianados, while they roam the airwaves.
This is ZL5371, aka, fathead, what's your nom-de-knob-twiddle buddie?
by mangovega October 20, 2010
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twiddle Niddle

Just some masochistic neon green bean with a majestic mustache that lives in the world of colorquest
Oh! There's that lil green twink, Twiddle Niddle!
by TwiddleNiddleLover May 12, 2024
mugGet the twiddle Niddlemug.

Twiddling

to rub your index and thumb together against a chin beard, also to twiddle another person is a curse, and the creator of the twiddle was the Twiddler.
i just twiddled you. oh shit man how could you just twiddle me like that? Yea i saw it just twiddling evily.
by Geezy aka Spiderman February 11, 2009
mugGet the Twiddlingmug.

twiddling your toes

to be giggling and blushing over a person or a thing

resting on your belly while doing so (optional)
girly pop stop twiddling your toes over that damn boy
by CatMakesArt January 7, 2024
mugGet the twiddling your toesmug.

twiddle dink

Is a sexual male who lacks the nessisary interpersonal skill set to actually get laid.
Ex. Look at that twiddle dink playing with his knob...again!
by mspanks204 April 5, 2016
mugGet the twiddle dinkmug.

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