TWATTED

When you are working with a customer for a really long time and trying to get them to buy something, you are on the verge of a sale and they dip out without purchasing anything. They usually give a lame excuse like "my husband will kill me" "I need to talk to my husband" "I left my wallet at home" "what time do you close?" "I'm going to think about it and then I'll come back" "I have kids in college." The worst TWATS are ones where they already say they are going to buy and then they get scared or the husband comes in and says "NO!" These people don't care that they wasted your time for hours, which prevents you from working with other customers. All they had to say from the get-go is "i'm a cheap bastard and i'm not going to buy anything" but they are to embarassed and just want to waste your time.

"I was working with that bitch for one hour and her husband came in and TWATTED me in less than a second.

by mm...hmmm August 19, 2011

twatted

past tense of tweet

guy 1: hey is Christina still alive?
guy 2: yea, she just twatted 10 mins ago

by good2know January 20, 2013

twatted

a word used to describe the past act of sending a tweet.

Person A: Hey Jim have you sent a tweet out recently?

Jim: Yes, I twatted just last night.

by angry_joe September 22, 2009

Twanked

This widespread distress occurs when addicts to an online service, such as Twitter™, are suddenly left unable to connect and use it because it went down (like due to a DDOS - distributed denial of service attack). This happened yesterday, 2009.08.06. Tens of thousands were suddenly TWANKED!

Usually network admins and other BTS (behind the scenes) people work diligently to clean up the mess and get the bits flowing smoothly again right way, easing the pressure on all the TWANKERS.

Bots have raided Twitter's connection, we've all been TWANKED!

Her email was down for 20 minutes, but she acts like she's been TWANKED....

by OldUncleMe August 7, 2009

twatted

When a woman shows her exposed lower genitals to strangers.

I just saw Paris Hilton, and she twatted me when she got out her Bentley.

by Scott LaRock July 25, 2007

Twatted

To shove something up one's vaginal canal/twat in an effort to hide the object in it's entirely from a prying source.

"I totally twatted my bowl after we got pulled over by the cops when we were hotboxing my Honda Fit"

by Bananananananananaaaa August 15, 2009

tanted love

mine and daniels relationship

when he loves me only when he feels like it

Harlea and Daniels relationship is tanted love

by Harlea Barrentine March 27, 2005