twaddock

Person with singular talent to annoy anyone sane (and large percentage of the insane).

Armed with a comedy tie, ridiculous self-confidence and an evening's supply of sexist jokes, the twaddock is set for a good evening out.

by minxtales November 11, 2008

Twaddle

a) Nonsensical gibberish.
b) The source of excellent articles and media by excellent individuals.

"Stop talking twaddle, you annoying bastard."
"I say chaps, I think we should all go to www.thetwaddle.co.uk!"

by MDG August 2, 2004

Twadger

A device, used to change setting on a computer/TV/electrical device, also known as a remote control.

Origin: Becky's crazy brain

For Example;
Where's the twadger?
The twadger needs new batteries.
Becky the word Twadger doesn't exist.
Becky, the word Twadger exists now, its on urbandictionary.com, oh yeah!

by Twigz..(added for Becky) October 23, 2008

TWADD

A person who has an attention span limited to the length of a twitter message, 140 characters or less.

My boss is a complete TWADD. I have to keep my status reports shorter than a tweet so he can comprehend the whole message. Anything longer and he won't read it.

by the creeper April 10, 2010

twaddle

The term for group of lesbians, much like a gaggle of geese, or a pride of lions.

I was on my way to the poetry slam and I spotted a huge twaddle heading in the same direction.

by hcracker April 30, 2003

Twaddle

To total your friends car by driving it in to a tree or mail box

last night Jake was driving my car and twaddled it.

by CasaSlice August 25, 2011

Twaddled

To rip someone's rectum during backdoor loving.

That date was brutal. I totally got my butt twaddled.

by numome November 17, 2011