turnipreplacesation

When something is magically replaced by a turnip.
Power owned by Rab.

turnipreplacesation took place between your ears.

by Robert Ross December 1, 2007

Turnip Blaster

a person who chucks kirbies at your face while playing WoW

Guild Snagglepuss : Hey what time is it?
Guild Tippins : <(O.O<) •••• ¬ <(o.^<) pew pew pallyrangers!!!
Guild Snagglepuss : o you turnip blaster you

by tasty cake June 28, 2009

turnip 2020

Usually used when making fun of people who say “TRUMP 2020”

Oh yes let’s say TURNIP 2020

by Crimsanowl September 28, 2020

turnip

A vegetable of very limited intelligence. Like George W. Bush, only smarter - a turnip knows enough to keep its mouth shut. Bush is continually flapping his. You will rarely catch a turnip saying things like:

"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."

or

"I hope you leave here and walk out and say, 'What did he say?'"

When one turpin is insulting another turnip, he will call him a bush. It's all horticulture really when you think about it...

Wow, what a stupid thing to say. You are about as bright as a turnip.

by smartin September 4, 2006

turnip

a person in a permanent or persistent vegetative state or coma

Terri Schiavo, the brain-dead FL woman, was a turnip used for political advantage.

by Texas Cowboy March 22, 2005

turnip

A person being extremely random.
Being random.
People are often being very turnip on the in-tar-web.
Changing subject to something different when talking.

Examples:
"I JUST ROLLED IN A PILE OF DONUTS"
"LOL I JUST STOLE MY NEIGHBOUR'S MAIL"

by Sneakeh & Bollox August 10, 2004

turnip dick

a male with half a chode

shut up turnip dick

by pugweenee February 4, 2017