Topper

An annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much more fantastic outcome. They've done everything you have, only more often... and better than you.

You: I got to meet Engelbert Humperdinck before the concert and I got his autograph.

Topper: Yeah, well my cousin knows his producer, and he got us front row tickets to the show and then we went backstage and met him! Then he invited us back to his hotel room and we partied with him all night.

You: Ow. I have a a dislocated knee.

Topper: Yeah, well last summer I broke my leg in four places and had to have titanium pins inserted. I also had to have surgery done on my knee to repair the torn ligaments. I was on crutches for almost two months... and I always set off the metal detectors at the airport!

by VCM1973 October 20, 2010

Taco Topper

The art of rubbing the penis on the vagina and clitoris to the point of penis orgasim.

My Taco Topper move just created a jizzivior in her belly button!

by SideHatchStudios March 6, 2016

tipper9

An awesome person that plays all types of games you can think of. His moto : Just try and stop me ;)

tipper9 is awesome

by Ebonysword June 21, 2017

Toppers

Used as a way to explain something that is both top-tier and poggers (amazing and exciting).

Keith - This game is toppers
Frank - I know right, it is a great game

by Notarize January 7, 2021

Story Topper

A Story Topper is someone who tops every story with a even better version of one just told.

"Dude, i had to get this medicine for the little infection on right eyelid from my eyebrow piercing. It was crazy."


"Oh yea, last month when my friend got his eyebrow pierced it got really infected and you could see a bunch of dark green veins surrounding his eye."



"....Story Topper"

by Amanda aka Mrs.Sneaky Butcher December 20, 2008

Tuppen

A most beautiful and wonderful person, very attractive and secretly amazing at sex. That one person you would do anything for or to get, fun to be around and generally amazing. the indisputable pinnacle of compliments.

Scrappy: "She turned out to be a complete tuppen, im glad i got her in the end"

CJ: "I am glad, gotta get me one of those"

by JakAAA April 20, 2010

tuppenny upright

Sexual intercourse with a prostitute while standing up against a street wall.

Old street slang, meaning sexual intercourse while standing upright with the prostitute against a wall for a tuppenny. Today it means a quick shag with a prostitute for a small some of money, typically £5. Hense, tuppenny upright, quickie against the wall for a small sum.

by Kenjar December 9, 2008