THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN

A faux jutsu used by Kakashi-sensei in the anime Naruto. The technique basically consists of the user sneaking behind the anime, sticking his/her index fingers into the enemy's anus and thrusting the enemy into the air, hence a thousand years of pain.

Naruto later customizes this technique. Instead of thrusting the enemy into the air, Naruto leaves a firebomb in the enemy's anus.

Proctologist: "Ok, this is going to feel a bit weird."

Patient: "What the fuck, doc? Are you trying to do the THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN on me or what?"

by DesPERRYado October 15, 2005

thirty thousandaire

n. someone who lives above their means or wants people to think they are rich. prevalent in Dallas, Texas.

Sam's not rich. He leases that Beamer and rents that condo. He's a thirty thousandaire.

by MDub November 8, 2005

Trouser Submarine

A Trouser Submarine is a large penis which is used to destroy male anuses and male anuses only.

Oh go harder man, I want you to use your Trouser Submarine on me and throw your sea men overboard into my anus

by batthule June 24, 2011

To trouser

Transitive verb. Slang, meaning to accept a bribe or some other sub rosa payment, usually in cash. That is, to take the money and slip it into your trouser pocket.

Mr Fayed offered a brown envelope and Hamilton trousered it straight away.

by kilkrazy January 3, 2005

nine thousand

the limit to the acceptability of an unreasonably high number. if you see something surpass 9000, take off your scouter and crush it in your hand while screaming "its over nine THOUSAAAAANDDDD!!"

Nappa: "Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power level!??!?"

Vegeta: "Its over nine thousand!!!!" *crushes scouter*

by touch mah monkayy June 19, 2010

One-Eyed Trouser Snake

A variation on the ever-popular "Trouser Snake", however the prefix added to insure that there is no doubt to what exactly the person is referring to which is coiled in his pants. That is to say, a penis, especially one of considerable length, doubly so if it's snake-like, and almost most certainly if the possesor of said wang must tuck it in his sock or coil it up. See also- Trouser Snake

"Xavier, a refined gigalo on the streets of Canterbury, could raise a generous tuppence with the help of his one-eyed trouser snake"

by Sekkai December 13, 2003

A Thousand Suns

A Thousand Suns, an album released by nu metal band Linkin Park, is a concept album about industrialism and the rise of the machine. The music is far different in style than past albums (Hybrid Theory, Meteora, Minutes to Midnight), but the lyrics have the same emotional depth as before. The music is clamer and more serene, and the song 'Iridescent' has been played in "Transformers: Dark of the Moon", though it was hardly recognizable considering past tracks.

This newest album is profound and far more meaningful, sending a clear message of individuality and hardship.

Person #1: Wow, this song is so nice and calm, who sings it? I love the piano.

Person #2: Linkin Park. It's from their album 'A Thousand Suns'.

Person #1: Haha, nice try.

by HPLoverfreva September 11, 2011