Tinker Scotty

While bench pressing 375-pounds (or greater), your trusted spotter drops his gym shorts and unfurls his dick into your mouth. Just as you reach the peak of your press, he yells "get some, bitch".

A buddy of mine told me that he finally executed the Tinker Scotty on his muscle-bound friend, in the gym, last week.

by The Italian Honey Badger February 12, 2013

Tinkerfuck

Changing the minute details of an already proven process, thus creating a new, fucked up process

"Why does Andy continue to try to change our proven processes?"
"Because he loves to tinkerfuck everything until it doesn't work anymore. "

by Kosher Bacon July 17, 2015

non-thinker

a person whose decision making shows an complete absence of common sense and or intelligence, but shows an abundance of ignorance and stupidity

people who are unemployed but actively try to have children, thats an example non-thinker

by nicole nice July 23, 2009

tallahasee tinker toy

When you take a dump, freeze a turd and then use it as a dildo.

I gave that skank a shitty vagina with my tallahasee tinker toy

by paul barman May 2, 2006

Twinkerbell

"Twink" is commonly used to describe young gay airheads, equivelent of a blonde bimbo. "Twinkerbell" goes on to further label an evolution of the stereotype that minces around in fairy outfits at the slightest excuse claiming it to only be "a good laff". Often these types are in denial about their true sexuality.

Chris always goes to fancy dress parties in a little pink fairy dress saying it's a "good laff and you have to do something different don't you? What do you mean 'indicative of a paternal freudian fixation'? Are you saying my bum looks big in this?"

by Billy Scroggins September 10, 2005

Tinker bell

A fictional fairy character appeared in Peter Pan and has her own sequel movies

I love tinker bell

by Havannah04 March 6, 2018

Tinkerbelling

When you have sex with a girl who has a glitter booty and everytime you hit it, glitter showers over everything. Typically girls will have glitter booties at festivals, night clubs, and raves.

I have to get this glitter off my dick because I was tinkerbelling last night.

by Rorolin September 8, 2019