Torts

Shorts so tight the wearers penis looks like a turtle head.
Can you change those torts, everyone can see your turtle dick.
by eagleeyeshane777 June 30, 2021
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pop tort

A miniature flatulence, not quite loud or stinky.
Last night a shordie was straight toppin me and mans almost ripped a pop tort mid-nut shtylllllll
by type69diabetes May 19, 2021
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Torted

Having tort.
You make me so torted!
by Green daddy pop March 21, 2022
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pama tort yeeae

"Wow, Bob, look at that pama tort yeeae"
"Oh, it is a pama tort yeeae"
by tokidoritodoroki March 02, 2020
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Matt Tort

Oh I can’t believe Kyle banged that chick Matt Tort style
by Butch Jackson July 26, 2024
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Matt Tort

When a dude is banging a chick belly to belly
Oh shit Kyle just banged that chick Matt Tort style!
by Butch Jackson July 26, 2024
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