pop tort

A miniature flatulence, not quite loud or stinky.

Last night a shordie was straight toppin me and mans almost ripped a pop tort mid-nut shtylllllll

by type69diabetes May 18, 2021

Loïc Tort

A really QuIrKy guy, Will never pass up the chance for a “ur mom” joke. Unbelievable submissive and breedable but also a little bit fruity.

“I’m so quirky”
- omg ur such a Loïc Tort

by Burgerqueen69 November 9, 2021

Torted

Having tort.

You make me so torted!

by Green daddy pop March 21, 2022

pama tort yeeae

Pama tort yeeae= bad rabid cowboy

"Wow, Bob, look at that pama tort yeeae"
"Oh, it is a pama tort yeeae"

by tokidoritodoroki March 1, 2020

Torting

To tort you need two people, one person stands with their legs open while the other person grabs their balls and hangs from them, this causes extreme pain and should be avoided unless you’re brave

Me and jack did torting last night, it hurt so bad but it was worth it

by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024

Tort

To twirl something into shape or give a true account of something. Opposite of distort

The English language is so fucked up, someone must tort it back to normal

by Danclam1796 June 5, 2019