toolbag

Used at VMI to describe one who shirks his friends for his duty, and goes way too far with it.

See also,tool

That guy is a huge toolbag.

by Cadet Historian September 27, 2005

TOOLBAG

BRENT WOODARD

brent is such a toolbag

by kenny smyth March 22, 2009

toolbag

a person that is so udderly stupid that is can push ne one to the point of annoied or pissed off!! As dumb as a bag of hammers all those heads and no brain in any of them!!!!!

You stupis druggie damn bryan your a toolbag!

by p-landplaya October 12, 2004

Toolbag

A word with literally no meaning at all. It is supposed to be an insult, but it fails consistently. It actually has a reversed result and makes the insulter look worse than the individual being insulted.

Girl: You are a Toolbag
Boy: gtfo.

by Thriller6969696969696 May 24, 2011

toolbag

is someone who goes to college and dresses complely in that college's stuff and is an asshole and does not have a thought for themself and are aware that they are being used

Girl: "Man my sister is a toolbag"
Boy: Why?
Girl "Man i saw her yesterday and she was in kutztown tshirth kutztown hoodie and kutztown sweat pants she looked like a tool."

by ama;hasd;lnfla;hflean'o;h.agfe September 9, 2009

toolface

A term given to the rawest of the raw, studliest of the studs, and most handsome of the handsome. Often is given to the best of football players.

Toolface scored four touchdowns and had the game saving interception before visiting each of his three girlfriends.

by toolface December 14, 2006

toolbag

To be a toolbag is to only be able to think off one line off jokes in a whole 4 week period, and never get anyone to laugh at it, vere but to instead incite everyone to laugh at him

Dave who cannot think off anything other than repeating his very unfunny catchphrase " Hey dud u been spooning"

by dude December 20, 2004