An expression to accurately sum up the lower-than-your-boots level to which the Z lister Ms Titmuss has sunk in an attempt to publicise herself to death.
Yeh, like we won't see her without her clothes on anymore as she has recently boasted. Yeh, Yeh, hairy arseholes - that is as likely as that long drink of scottish water John Leslie returning to the couch with Fern Britten...........
Good looking, granted but a real wrong-un
Yeh, like we won't see her without her clothes on anymore as she has recently boasted. Yeh, Yeh, hairy arseholes - that is as likely as that long drink of scottish water John Leslie returning to the couch with Fern Britten...........
Good looking, granted but a real wrong-un
Shabby Titmuss and the foray into Adult Channel presenting
Hells Kitchen
Her grubby website with her big jugged friend - Linsey Prawn McKenzie
Her threesome sex video and 'recruitment' of young pretty girls for modelling
Hells Kitchen
Her grubby website with her big jugged friend - Linsey Prawn McKenzie
Her threesome sex video and 'recruitment' of young pretty girls for modelling
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can also be used to describe a person's inability to properly pleasure a woman i.e. their massaging of the breast is comparable to the feeling of straight wool, which is uncomfortable.
can also be used to describe a person's inability to properly pleasure a woman i.e. their massaging of the breast is comparable to the feeling of straight wool, which is uncomfortable.
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