Definitions by Autistic_Beardy

The tito ortiz 

When you're trying to nail a girl and keep getting shut down, so you wait until she's in her 50's and everyone else has banged her and left her a tattered shell of her former self, then have a pop and act like you achieved something

Wow you seen john finally banged Tina after all this time... totally did the Tito Ortiz

The tito ortiz by Autistic_Beardy November 27, 2018