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Toilet thumbing 

The act of typing into a mobile communications device while seated in a toilet stall.
I spent like two minutes today after lunch toilet thumbing Sue from HR, I sure hope she understood what I needed. - My toilet thumb must have got blocked due to the basements thick walls. - I know I haven't been able to all day but I will try to toilet thumb you on my next break.
Toilet thumbing by Phast January 8, 2009
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Self Thumbing

When a definition on Urbandictionary.com has little or no thumbs up, and the author resorts to giving his own definitions thumbs ups.
Eric: Where's Tom?

Jon: Self Thumbing his definitions on Urban Dictionary...

Dirty Thumbing 

Lubricating the thumb and rubbing the bare anus counter clockwise while preforming cunnilingis or felatias. Lubricant can vary with surroundings.
Dirty Thumbing by Bagelboiz69 June 14, 2009

Velvet Thumbing 

When someone with very soft hands sneakily and gently inserts their thumb up ones bum and the person receiving said thumb only notices it once it's too late.
I thought Dale was a good boy, but we when I sat down I realised he was velvet thumbing me!

Cum Thumbing

Verb

1. To merge two magazine pages together as one by means of bodily fluids.
"The fact that pages 136 & 137 were stuck together in the Hustler magazine at the sperm bank was an obvious indication that someone had been there cum thumbing it previously."
Cum Thumbing by billebllunt December 31, 2013

double thumbing 

When you are eating a girls pussy out and she is on her back and you lying on stomach usually, with your face in her pussy you wrap your arms up and around her legs from the outside to the inside and while eating her box you spread her pussy lips with index and forefinger, while inserting thumb#1 in upper pussy and thumb#2 in main pussy hole area, cxonstantly working and rubbing and thrusting into her until mayonnaise is pouring out on your face and you smile while she shakes and moans. Great job Casey B. from Idaho, you can eat some box real good..mmmmm
Casey was double thumbing a girl he met at the gym on his kitchen table when his old lady walked in and busted him with both thumbs and his tongue in her little pink pussy. Casey was in Big Trouble Mister, BIG TROUBLE, but the slut got double thumbed so she was good.
double thumbing by kcgreen December 1, 2016

Nest Thumping 

When two or more people engage in adulterous sexual intercourse while at the residence of a cheating party.
When your husband goes out of town make sure you drop off those kids with the in laws because girl we gonna be nest thumping on this Christmas.
Nest Thumping by Ranchgirls November 5, 2020