2 definitions by Phast
The position of your pants and underwear as they lay bunched around the ankles when one is seated upon a toilet.
I was so relieved to ankle my trousers in time not to crap myself. -Vinny nearly tripped when his drunk ass forgot to pull up his ankled trousers.
by Phast January 9, 2009
I spent like two minutes today after lunch toilet thumbing Sue from HR, I sure hope she understood what I needed. - My toilet thumb must have got blocked due to the basements thick walls. - I know I haven't been able to all day but I will try to toilet thumb you on my next break.
by Phast January 9, 2009