Definitions by Phast
Toilet thumbing
I spent like two minutes today after lunch toilet thumbing Sue from HR, I sure hope she understood what I needed. - My toilet thumb must have got blocked due to the basements thick walls. - I know I haven't been able to all day but I will try to toilet thumb you on my next break.
Toilet thumbing by Phast January 8, 2009
Ankled trousers
The position of your pants and underwear as they lay bunched around the ankles when one is seated upon a toilet.
I was so relieved to ankle my trousers in time not to crap myself. -Vinny nearly tripped when his drunk ass forgot to pull up his ankled trousers.
Ankled trousers by Phast January 8, 2009