Turdling tardis

When 2 people are doing anal and the the fellow giving it pulls out and the fellow on the receiving end shits a bit and the turds look like animal crackers.

Step Sis: "Step bro, what are you doing?!"
Step Bro: *pulls out*
Step Sis: *falls and hits head* UNGH! I j-just cronged...

Step Bro: "Mmm... Your turds like animal cwackers... UwU lemme eat! Nya! Holy shit did you turdling tardis!"
Step Sis: "Pass me some!"

ellipses... FUCK YOU!

by Spicytoots2012 May 22, 2020

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turdling

a term used to describe the motion of a turd, when clenching cheeks, the turds keeps peeking in and out like a turtle head from its shell

fuck, once I start turdling, I knew clenching wouldn't help, I droped a loaf right on the sidewalk.

by CyberFist December 17, 2020

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Tiddling their winks

A way of saying someone is jerking off instead of doing what they are supposed to.

You can believe they were just a bunch of assholes sitting around tiddling their winks.

by Quiteuncomfortable March 8, 2021

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Tiddling

A sex game played by children which involves putting hands up each others clothing and rubbing each others tummy and chest with a side to side movement similar to waving. The one having tummy and chest rubbed is laying on their back. He or she then rolls on to their front and the same is then done on their back. They then change places.

Are we having a game of tiddling today?

by Stemax1960 October 11, 2021

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Tiddling

A sex game played by children which involves putting hands up each others clothing and rubbing each others tummy and chest with a side to side movement similar to waving. The one having tummy and chest rubbed is laying on their back. He or she then rolls on to their front and the same is then done on their back. They then change places.

Are we having a game of tiddling today?

by Stemax1960 October 11, 2021

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