intrusive thoughts

An asshole who lives in your brain telling you to do good things

Intrusive thoughts be like:
Bad thought: have you ever imagined killing your brother.......
Me: da fuck you talking about I dont have a brother...

by FlamgooopscoopdoopE October 30, 2019

Intrusive Thought Induced Whiplash

An unwanted, intrusive thought that makes your head (involuntarily) flip back.

“Dude are you ok? You just twitched.”
“Yeah, sorry. I just thought of something awful. Intrusive Thought Induced Whiplash, that’s all.”

by m1rlax0 February 2, 2022

Thoughtful Farmer

Someone who "fertilizes" other people's farms.

John is such a Thoughtful Farmer, he fertilized Betsy's farm five times last night. She was so greatful she helped maintain his equipment to return the favor.
farm fertilize booty call

by Saltine Nachos January 30, 2010

farting through silk

Well off or living comfortably; able to afford luxuries (i.e. silk underwear); generally having a good economic status.

var: farting into silk

Stick with me, baby, and you'll be farting through silk in no time!

by larrydart June 7, 2011

Thought Police

From George Orwell's 1984. A Gestapo organization responsible for monitoring all citizens and making sure they are not guilty of political dissent, or thoughtcrime.

The FBI is on its way to becoming the Thought Police.

by Mack June 23, 2004

Sober Thoughts

When under the influence of alcohol and they say something they wouldn’t normally say while sober; your true feelings and thoughts about a situation or person comes out.

A drunk mind speaks sober thoughts

Here comes uncle John you know once he drinks his sober thoughts come out.

by Rossiandablunt May 24, 2018

poking through the armor

Having a boner

Andy you are poking through the armor again

by OverTheCow November 22, 2016