Doing the two-finger tango

Female manual masturbation.

She stared at the ceiling mirror, naked hips gyrating as her fingers worked her G-spot in time with the music. She was doing the two-finger tango.

by mtspacey March 2, 2011

i'd throw it in the two hole

An expression used to indicate that one finds a female reasonably attractive. Literally means that given the chance, you would like to engage in anal intercourse with her.

Britney: "Dad, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend, Kevin."
Dad: "Nice to meet you, Kevin. Now I want you to take good care of my daughter. She's a beautiful young lady and you should treat her with the respect she deserves."
Kevin: "You got that right, Pops. I'd throw it in the two hole. Can't wait to chuck my junk in that."
Dad: "Excuse me?"
Kevin: "Hey old man, you got a shitter around here? I got fuckin' plastered last night at the strip club and I've got some wicked beer shits."

by Nick D August 28, 2005

don't fire on the two by the lorry

The single greatest quote in the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare campaign, said by Captain MacMillan in "All Ghillied Up".

"Don't fire on the two by the lorry. We'll have to take them out at the same time. "

by willwall March 29, 2010

Making the Two-Backed Beast

Having sex.

"Dude, I spent Saturday night making the two-backed beast with Alicia."

by DaHolmes February 22, 2023

That Time of the Two Months

Every two months men have a hormonal imbalances, just like women do when they are on their period and it's, "that time of the month", for them. It's main symptoms are irritablity and tiredness.

Guy 1: FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!

Guy 2: What's wrong with guy 1?

Guy 3: Nothing really, it's that time of the two months for him.

by Bagginski February 24, 2010

Nut In her Kitty, Escape in the Two Fiddy

The act of ejaculating in the women and the escaping in your F-250 to avoid the outcome.

I didn't have a condom, so I just decided to nut in her kitty, escape in the two fiddy to avoid child support.

by friedtater69 December 1, 2021

Ten on the Two

Ten on the Two - adv. To expound on something you know nothing about or are not an expert at hoping to impress people or gain more popularity. Coined from putting 10 dollars down on a crap game hoping to score the big pot, thus, 10 dollars on two dice or Ten on the Two.

I hope you know what your talking about kid 'cause it sounds like you puttin' Ten on the Two!

by k_cool September 28, 2007