Testaballs

Another comical and witty name for testicles. Referring to testicles as testaballs usually guarantees a laugh or two from everyone around you.

Person 1: Oh dear, you seem to have struck my testaballs.
Person 2: Haha excuse me, I slipped on this slick floor, i'm sorry that I kicked your testaballs.
Person 1: Haha, it's alright.
Person 2: Goodbye.
Person 1: Goodbye.

by G4 sect March 17, 2013

Textually assaulted

What happens to you when you get random lewd, dirty and/or offensive text messages from people you don't know or wouldn't want to get text messages from

I got a text message from a number I didn't know telling me they were doing something lewd to themselves and I felt textually assaulted.

by Netter76 January 15, 2009

textually active

the mode of conversational intercourse between teenaged boys and girls whose social awkwardness especially predisposes them to texting side-by-side instead of talking face-to-face.

Barbara was concerned that her teenaged daughter was stunting the development of her social skills and verbal capacity by becoming textually active, prematurely.

by psybermel October 9, 2009

Textually Molest

*not to be confused with the term sexually molest.

it's a phrase i started saying to most of the female people online (mainly the ones i talk to alot) to let them know i was going to message them. it can be used in the good way or bad way.

good way: "hey, you mind if i textually molest you for a minute?"

bad way: "you look good there. i'm going to have to textually molest you ;)"

by Jimmy Dallas July 12, 2006

textually active

A phrase used to describe the state of actively texing people. This can also show in the case of someone being unresponsive whether they are ignoring you or they are unavaliable.

Dave: Why hasn't Emma responded to my text yet? It's been 30 minutes!
Jack: I don't know, she might not be textually active. Wait a second, I'll check...
* Jack texts Emma something*
*...*
*Jack has one new message from Emma*
Jack: Yeah she's textually active/ignoring you

by Roflcopter94 June 18, 2011

testiballs

cross between testicals and eyeballs. can mean either.

if your testiballs go blurry you may need glasses

by smoi March 4, 2005

Unlocked Textallion Achievement

Making a girl climax by stimulating her solely through text messages. Bonus points if no photographs were used. 2X points if you were multitasking the entire time.

-How is being home for break?
-Eh not bad, just unlocked textallion achievement with a girl from school. Totally did it while solving a calculus problem too!

by Dali91 November 24, 2011