Telesexual

When someone is addicted to using their telephone. It could also be used as a word to describe what someone is doing.

Joe is such a telesexual. All he ever does is talk on his phone.

Guy 1: Where is Joe?

Guy 2: Oh, Joe? He's off being telesexual.

by Fraknor April 12, 2008

Stockton On Tees

A small-ish town in the North East of England, situated near Billingham, Middlesbrough and Hartlepool. Famous for having England's widest highstreet and the friction match, infamous for being riddled with trackie wearing chavs, drunks, crime and druggies whitey-ing in the streets. There is a high teen pregnancy rate here, and quite often you will see 16-18 year old women decked out in blurberry pushing a pram with a tiny screaming tot inside, whilst sucking on a fag.

Jeremy: Dude, I'm going to Stockton on Tees next week for blah de blah reason...

Emily: *begins to prematurely mourn Jeremy's death*

by jimjamjon March 6, 2013

teleshot

Drinking an alcoholic shot over the phone with an individual or individuals in another physical location.

When I was on vacation in Hawaii I called my buddy in Wisconsin for a teleshot. I poured my shot of Jack Daniels, he poured his shot of Tequila. We made a toast and drank together over the phone.

by Todd Majewski June 13, 2008

tenessee mudflapper

The sex act of doing anal while the partner shits, creating a momentous explosion of shit

Gary did the tenessee mudflapper on Kathy and by the end of the night she had shit all over herself

by GREENLEAN November 18, 2016

doing my [taxes]

Having sex. Much more fun than actually doing one's taxes.

"Hey, what were you doing when I called you last night?"

"Oh, I was just doing my taxes."

by Joeyjoe19 September 24, 2008

snorg tees

A website that advertises on Urban Dictionary, among other "hip" sites viewed by the teen-to-20s demographic. They sell t-shirts that have pop culture references on them that are fun to look at but in reality are only bought by clueless frat boys who are trying to express how "in touch" they are with Internet humor.

Snorg's advertising campaign features fuckable (not necessarily attractive) female models that would never wear these shirts in real life.

FRAT BOY 1: "SUP BRAH! CHECK OUT MY NEW THREADS... JUST GOT IT FROM SNORG TEES.COM LOL!"

FRAT BOY 2: "CRESCENT FRESH, BROSKI! YOU'RE SO IN TOUCH WITH MEEEEMS!"

by phubans September 2, 2010

Busted Tees

A company that sells hot girls in slightly funny shirts.

I just ordered two insanely hot girls from Busted Tees. When they get here we're going to sex it up.

by Bloodbath 87 March 7, 2009