Teeter Totter

someone who fluctuates between the happy and sad

"You're either really happy or really sad,you are such a teeter totter."

by tobee October 16, 2015

Teetering

the act of bending someone over of the same sex in the bathroom and attempting to have sex with them.

Bob: Dude last night's party was crazy
Joe: Yeah, James was teetering someone last night, we had to pry him off

Bob: Whoa thats crazy

by Crazy Monkey May 19, 2013

teetering

The delicate and calculated balance of altered perception due to the combination of marijuana and alcohol usage. It is almost an art form.

Chad is the ultimate source for any information on teetering. He invented it and practices it daily. Smoke a bowl, chug a beer, you're in control.

by Mike the Wizard January 26, 2008

Teeter Totter

A drink created in Colorado which combines Crown Royal Whiskey (1 part)with Dr. Pepper (2 parts). Named for the street in Colorado where in which it was created.

This Teeter Totter tastes great with this steak.

by ZooooomByU December 31, 2008

Squeeter Teeters

small breasts resembling mosquito bites.

damn, sara when you take your push-up bra off you have squeeter teeters.

by bleuvixen September 5, 2008

teetering on the edge of insanity

Being so wasted/tired/high that one can hardly move and feels like one might soon go insane. Usually a rather pleasurable situation.

Last weekend mate, after we hit up 3 at Jake's house i was so baked... teetering on the edge of insanity. It was stellar man!

by jamieli February 17, 2010

teeter totter rodeo

When a man lays on his back with one girl on his face and one girl riding his dick

Yo i had a teeter totter rodeo last nite with those 2 fiiiine ass blonde girls

by rj berger November 10, 2012