northfleet technology college

ntc is just a load of fucking weird things, the british spelling of "hell" a place where tons and tons of chavs gather to hug each other on the playground. most of their names are robbie, morgan or cameron. they are too thick to be considered "humans" they are more closely related to a horse-fly due to their intelligence. Be careful what you say since anything you say will become a thing around school and ruin your life :) teachers can be assholes of course but hell, thats anywhere. there are some good ones, tehcnical is who you gotta be weary of...

northfleet technology college is a fucking weird school in kent...

by Prof. Meowingtons Excellence September 6, 2018

Institute of Technology

A college of the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities which is the only university branch worth attending. Contrasted with the Carlson School of Management and the College of Liberal Arts, the Institute of Technology (IT) is populated by people who don't deserve to be kicked in the balls (Carlson students do; CLA students have none to be kicked). Most IT students could kick your ass in any academic endeavor, and they'd be willing to prove it, because they're nerds.

Carlson student: "I see by your intact testicles that you attend the Institute of Technology!"
IT student: "Why thank you, Carlson student! Now stand still with your feet four feet apart."

by College Student 101 January 21, 2006

technoholic

a person that is addicted to buying the newest technical devices like mobile phones, dvd-players or plasma-screens. These things are not bought because they are really needed, but instead because of their design and the fact that they are state-of-the-art. If the person doesn't manage to find himself something new for a longer period of time, he/she has to suffer from withdrawal.

Man, my dad is a real technoholic. Yesterday he bought himself a new mobile although he already got 5.

by Christoph Behrens December 10, 2008

nigga technology

Useless, pointless crap used by niggas, another term for ignorant muthafuckas who attempt to over complicate a simple task and make things take longer than they should. Nigga technology is used by niggas and it never plugs into a printer because niggas never have anything to print.

Gin Rummy: Basically, nigga technology is asomething that doesn't plug into a printer. Does that plug into a printer?

Ed Wuncler: No

Gin Rummy: Wanna know why?

Ed Wuncler: Why?

Gin Rummy: 'Cause niggas never have nothin' to print.

- The Boondocks

by I-dawg September 4, 2006

technopolitical

Based on or motivated by partisan or self-serving objectives when it comes to choosing a technology to implement a solution (rather than using sound business justification in terms of return on investment or overall fit within an organization).

It's strange, but it sounds like it was a technopolitical decision for management go with PHP even though all our other systems are ColdFusion.

by AndrewMcL December 22, 2008

Technopology

The act of expressing one's sorrow through an electronic device.

I got a technopology from my boyfriend who obviously doesn't want to apologize in person.

He used technopology as a way to vent his emotion after the tragic event.

by B.E.A.N. March 6, 2010

technology

1) The application of science, math, engineering, art, and other fields of knowledge to create tools and implementations deemed useful by a society.

2) Anything that has to do with computers. Often misused by stupid people and corporations that market to said stupid people.

During the 20th century, humanity demonstrated that it had achieved the technology to leave its home planet's atmosphere, land on and explore its moon, and return safely to its homeworld.

The latest technology is Blu-ray.

by Tuxide January 16, 2010