technan

Someone who isn't up to date on technology. As in a Nanna who doesn't keep up with technology.

I'm such a technan that I can't even figure out how to defrag my hard drive.

by FaithieP September 22, 2005

Technogenesis

A competely undefined program at Stevens Institute Of Technology that is generally agreed to be a total waste of money. May possibly be connected to the 26 toilets.
What the Hell is technogenesis?

It should be a toilet, but it isnt.

by Jd00DZ February 20, 2005

technocancer

technocancer is the term used for when someone has cancer but has no chance of dying

technoblade beats technocancer because technoblade never dies

by wolfpackformofbrokenheart September 14, 2021

Technofart

A tech-savvy old fart (or person over 40)

My mum said roflmao tbe other day... What a technofart

by Pheelion August 22, 2010

technocapitalism

Postulation that individualism is the authority over capitalism.

Nick Land proffered an idea, technocapitalism, in the early 1980's that individualism would overtake capitalism by means of accelerationism; in contrast to acceleration.

by sandraxine August 12, 2020

Technobald

A word someone uses to make sure people know that they are a social reject who should have died on birth and that they are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libellous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, and socially-retarded.

Guy1: hey bro you hear about technoblade's cancer?

Guy2: technobald
Guy1: kill yourself

by snakyfour69 August 31, 2021

technocamping

What do you get when you cross Harold Camping and technology punditry?

You get a doom-and-gloom prediction of the demise of a technology or technology company, based largely on conjecture and uninformed speculation.

When (pundit) swears that (technology company) is on the verge of collapse because their senior management was overheard by (unreliable source) to be looking into using Voodoo as a means of retaining their customer base, that pundit is technocamping.

by wargen August 1, 2012