Tabling

Having sexual intercourse with someone who is at least one generation older than you.
"Hey man, you be tabling my mama?"

"Yeah, I've been tabling your mama.!"
by Jimmy James August 21, 2003
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Tableing

In Tabletop or Board Games involving armies, tableing or to table someone is to completely and utter wipe out an opponent's unit from the board, often in an aggressive manner.

Sometimes, not always, tableing someone requires that the army had been built specifically to destroy another person's army, or to ignore strategics assets in order to bring more firepower, so tableing someone on purpose can be considered rude, especially by the loser.
Player 1: "Ok, I move my flamethrower units closer to your last squad and fire. *rolls* That's 8 hits."

Player 2: "Rolling to save. *rolls* Nothing. You wiped out the whole squad. Damn it, I've been tabled!"

PLayer 1/Observer: "Maybe you should try different units to avoid tableing"
by Luke_Prowler July 30, 2010
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The Table

An area where you can make tik toks and listen to Post Malone.
Anyone can visit The Table.
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Table

A four legged piece of shit that you always stub your toe on
Guy 1: *walks in the dining room*
Table: GOTCHA BITCH
Guy 1: *stubs toe* FUCCCCCCk
by BOiNoNIBB May 09, 2018
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Table

Someone who you would conceivable hook up with, but you'd rather not.

A semi-nonsexual entity
I kissed dennis
Hes kind of a table, but hey,
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Table

A four legged piece of furniture used to dine, play board games or many other gay fucking possibilities for homosexuals. Like seriously who the fuck needs a table anyway? Just sit the food on your lap. Just play monopoly on the floor. Tables are a fucking waste of money! Why walk around IKEA trying to find a table later to set it up and say “Wait this is a waste of money”. Don’t buy tables you homos.
Where’d you leave the abortion pills?
On the table in front of you. Idiot.
by leavethisprofile October 28, 2018
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Table

use similar to that of the slang word cool describing something admirable,
originating from Irish Radio station Spin 1038
thats very table, thats a table idea
by Johnny Anderson August 23, 2007
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